By: kraavitz 2 days ago (Friday, 4:12 pm) Yahoo! Profile: kraavitz Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Another Princess imitation of Roddick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8MxzafMWI&feature =rec-fresh |
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By: grsydney 3 days ago (Thursday, 4:23 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| The best part of those awars are the comments below |
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By: kraavitz 3 days ago (Thursday, 4:20 pm) Yahoo! Profile: kraavitz Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Then this: The way women think on court cannot be compared to men. Their only strategy is "hit the ball where your opponent isn't." Nothing more! No "Put more spin on the ball, this is an important point, play to her backhand". No way! It's that such kind of tennis works today.
** Interesting to read his comments there as he should give himself a review of his Monte Carlo loss this year. That was a pure tank with no thought into any of his shots other than hit it hard, hit it anywhere, hit it out would be best! Again, the match point is the best summation of his effort. |
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By: grsydney 3 days ago (Thursday, 4:18 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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You resisted to show the comment about the Princess:
"Sometimes a choke begins on the first ball. Such was the choke Djoke performed against Marat, his friend and mentor, in the second round. Sure, Marat played well, but Djoke couldn't find the court with his shots, so frozen by nerves. And the pressure of expectations" |
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By: kraavitz 3 days ago (Thursday, 4:17 pm) Yahoo! Profile: kraavitz Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Well if you can't play well enough to win at big or small tournaments regularly, open your mouth like this for a little attention. Shades of Pat Cash and Yevgeny Kafelnikov.
Quote Janko - 99% of male tennis players can't stand women's tennis. There's no other sport with such a big disparity concerning level of play and the money women make. A friend of mine says that a woman who wins a Slam should only earn enough money to pay for her airplane ticket home. Who knows what else I would say if it wasn't for Ana and Jelena whom I may consider friends."
I wonder why he left Novak out of the above two names. Must be because they actually are friends.
Skip - thanks for both links. Just had a chance to breathe at work today and needed some interesting reading. |
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By: skippiglet 3 days ago (Thursday, 3:43 pm) Yahoo! Profile: skippiglet Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Oh Janko - tut tut
http://thedoublebagel.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/wom ens-tennis-makes-janko-tipsarevic-sick/
PS Yes, I'm having a quiet day |
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By: skippiglet 3 days ago (Thursday, 3:20 pm) Yahoo! Profile: skippiglet Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Thought I'd post this one here.
http://craighickmanontennis.blogspot.com/2008/07/w imbledon-2008-kieran-slam-awards.html
2008 Wimbledon 'Awards'
Novak got one for 'Best Performance by a Male in a Choking Role' with Ivanovic winning for the girls....
Sharapova won for 'Achievement in Costume Design'
I can't believe they gave out one for 'Achievement in Cinematography'...... |
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By: sushiboy_00 6 days ago (Monday, 5:35 pm) Yahoo! Profile: sushiboy_00 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| I think all your threads are quite humourous. |
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By: grsydney 6 days ago (Monday, 5:12 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| and besides I haven't seen one of the regulars complain about it |
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By: grsydney 6 days ago (Monday, 5:10 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| well there re plenty of threads to choose from sushiboy. This is a thread for humor |
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By: sushiboy_00 6 days ago (Monday, 4:54 pm) Yahoo! Profile: sushiboy_00 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| and now your starting to drive everyone crazy with your constant whinging about the subject! Let's just talk tennis ok? |
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By: grsydney 6 days ago (Monday, 4:46 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Hey someone had to do something. It was driving me crazy |
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By: twoleftfeet44 6 days ago (Monday, 3:37 pm) Yahoo! Profile: twoleftfeet44 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| You have made life easy for us now we don't have to search through all those useless threads started by "you-know-who" thanks mods and gr |
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By: grsydney 6 days ago (Monday, 12:34 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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To all regular users of these tennis threads;
Our thanks to the moderator for cleanign them up. Let's hope that this works with the main threads we all use at the top. We can always add a new thread where applicable as can anyone.
If there are tiresome trolls coming in please try and ignor them |
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By: davincisbrother 6 days ago (Monday, 12:14 pm) Yahoo! Profile: davincisbrother Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| No worries grsydney, lets hope it works! |
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By: grsydney 6 days ago (Monday, 12:05 pm) Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Hi Davinci sorry I didn['t include you iun our thankyou to the moderator. We now have our main threads that the top/. Let's hope that this works better |
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By: davincisbrother 6 days ago (Monday, 12:03 pm) Yahoo! Profile: davincisbrother Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| hahaha....I like that one Skip ,havent heard it before!! |
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By: sushiboy_00 6 days ago (Monday, 10:58 am) Yahoo! Profile: sushiboy_00 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| actually that has nothing to do with tennis and should be deleted for off topic. also it was absolutely disgusting. not funny at all. |
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By: skippiglet 6 days ago (Monday, 10:55 am) Yahoo! Profile: skippiglet Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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wow, a bit of 'light relief' might be needed after all that has been going on here lately.... enjoy (and apologies if you've seen it already)
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room." |
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By: grsydney 11/07/2008 1:32 pm Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Skip...can you IM me please |
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By: skippiglet 11/07/2008 1:06 pm Yahoo! Profile: skippiglet Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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I love this bit from Mirka - "Then I'll withhold sex from Roger until he shapes the fu** up."
and this from Gwen
"I can't believe Roger lost to that Spa.nish dude with the big ass. I didn't come here to watch my so-called friend blow Wimble-ton." |
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By: grsydney 11/07/2008 12:33 pm Yahoo! Profile: grsydney Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| SKIP that is priceless |
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