A lawyer and Anthony Mundine are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

As everyone knows, Anthony Mundine is full of himself and believes every word of

his own bulldust, so he's thinking that lawyers are dumb mothers and that he could get one over on them easy.

So, he asks the lawyer if he would like to play a fun game.

The lawyer is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

Mundine persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you
ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500" he says.

This catches the lawyer's attention and to keep Mundine quiet, he agrees to play the game.

Mundine asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'

The lawyer reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar note and hands it over without saying a word.

Now, it's the lawyers turn. He asks Mundine, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

Mundine uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the cuzzies and bros, all to no
avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the lawyer and hands him $500. The lawyer pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

Mundine is going nuts not knowing the answer He wakes up the lawyer and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?'

The lawyer reaches in his pocket, hands Mundine $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Clone,,you are the most pizzweak idiot who has besmirched this hallowed column..

Hasn't you single braincell got one original,,maybe even funny,,comment.

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Merlot's *** on the silver screen? We know that's not true

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Merlot's *** on the silver screen?

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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1003647/a ussie-stars-in-sex-and-violence-epic-naked-spartac us-lucy-lawless-xena

"Set in ancient Rome, Spartacus: Blood and Sand has been criticised for its extreme violence and frequent nudity, including a TOPLESS scene from former Xena: Warrior Princess star LUCY LAWLESS."

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You shutup, you're the clone

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You shutup, clone of an alias.

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shut up you fat turd

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Pete, they are all you. Get a grip.

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get F *** ed you retarded ba st ard

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I love getting cloned.

Hey clone, can you please go and root Mrs Fatdad while I eat KFC, I dont have the energy

And listen to the goodcop chunkychops you fat turd

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I love getting cloned.

Hey clone, can you please go and root Mrs Fatdad while I eat KFC, I dont have the energy.

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why don't you shut up you fat turd