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| I swear that bird was smiling | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OMG unbelievable!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Talking of sex; porno movie anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY |
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| Luckily he was admiring my proofreading skills, Nev. Not anything else. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You go girl! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sex is rife in the office. I have a new boss and had him on his knees before me within two minutes. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hey....what about David Letterman eh. What a lad....banging all his staff. Stuff of legends !!! |
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| Yeah that is right loki but you forgot the most vital piece of information. Which is because all the Victorians and NZSW are visiting this paradise on Earth to perform these lewd acts. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| See, here in Australia computers are cheaper because our preferred viewing is easier to access. It centres around watching freaks interact and copulate with other freaks. - its called Queensland. |
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| Thats because they have to meet the needs of the masses to watch gay Bulgarian midgets having sex with livestock:) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Blimey computers are a bit expensive here in England !!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7300..wow! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PMT??? Is that Phil Tuffnell Speaking of incompetence check out this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBAMDCv5c9A |
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| When God created Man , did she have PMT? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The human race is a failed experiment. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And perhaps the most bizarre came from a female traveller who blamed her hotel for her pregnancy. She wrote: "My fiance and I booked a twin-bed room but we were placed in a double-bed room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. |
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| Hot weather, strong alcohol and melting ice cream were among the most bizarre complaints made by British holidaymakers this year, according to one online travel agent. Upon arrival in Portugal, one British family told Sunshine.co.uk of their distress at the sunny weather and complained that they were too âhot and sweatyâ in their holiday clothes. One man told staff of his irritation at the number of holidaymakers who travelled with plain black suitcases, hindering his attempts to find his own plain black suitcase on the airport conveyor belt. After discovering that the shampoo in her luggage had leaked during her flight, one woman bemoaned the fact that the hotel she was staying in provided complimentary toiletries, rendering the entire incident âvery preventableâ. Another woman wrote in to complain that her plane journey was a disappointment because the sky was far too cloudy, impeding the view for her and her children and spoiling their game of eye-spy. Following a trip to a local theme park, another woman wrote to the travel agent to complain that the Log Flume ride made her feet wet and the sun was so strong that her ice cream melted too quickly. One couple criticised the excellent children's entertainment at their resort â so good, in fact, that their children didn't want to spend any time with their parents, while another couple claimed that the lunchtime *** tails at their resort were surprisingly strong, leaving them rather worse for wear during the afternoon. âAs much as we would like to guarantee that any problem will be dealt accordingly to prevent it from happening again, the weather, the alcohol being too strong, ice cream being too cold or planes flying too high are unfortunately completely out of our control,â said a spokesman for Sunshine.co.uk. |
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| Thank you oh wise one. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mip "Everything in the UK now is pay pay pay" For my advice and wisdom there is no charge - you just need to ask Mip kip |
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| Wow this jetlag is fun !!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A Pom whinging about english weather? can it be true? LOL |
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| Welcome home mip.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hey I'm back in Australia. Blimey its good to be back. Sport on the TV is refreshing. Everything in the UK now is pay pay pay. What a bloody place its just like america now in regards to capitalism. Breathing costs a pound !!! |
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| Well in 2 hours I am getting on a plane back to Australia for a week. Looking forward to the heat. Its 15C here in the middle of summer !!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This man holds the balance of power in the Australian Senate. No bill is passed without his approval. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26043837-421, 00.html |
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