By: lokikane 21/08/2009 7:00 pm Yahoo! Profile: lokikane Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Just kidding.
Would i expose you to that sort of depravity? |
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By: lokikane 21/08/2009 6:58 pm Yahoo! Profile: lokikane Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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At the risk of starting Griff off another Python run -
"right, youre in" Nev - all you need now is to be initiated by mip.
It usually involves a 12 strand licorice whip, several cans of lo-fat cream, a leather gag and some dvd's of Princess Anne and her Ponies. |
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By: nevillejohnson85 21/08/2009 6:47 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Loki & Griff where do I sign up?
Left Right Out? That was my position in the junior rugby league team and so I took up cricket. |
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By: reddog.1957 21/08/2009 6:27 pm Yahoo! Profile: reddog.1957 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Bring back "please explain", shes much hotter than beaky nose. |
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By: lokikane 21/08/2009 6:26 pm Yahoo! Profile: lokikane Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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BY GOD (OR ANY OTHER DEITY WE CHOOSE)WE CAN DO THIS!!!
There are posters here that have never been afforded the opportunity to register for LRO membership - Nev, im looking your way!
For a non refundable, non tax deductable, non existent payment of a non disclosed amount Nev, you too can be part of the apathetic groundswell that is the LRO Party.
All the junkets you can handle and a promise to leave out all set political tenets & dogma in favor of the whims of the popular theories of either the time or us - whichever takes our fancy.
Theres cabinet positions available.
Some closet ones too:)
Be part of the movement and be left right out along with the rest of us. |
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By: outdoorgriffin 21/08/2009 6:16 pm Yahoo! Profile: outdoorgriffin Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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*****LRO RALLY*****
Rally to the cause folks!
let's get this country going (in any direction)
We WANT you!
Join up and be counted - cause if you do
You will be
LEFT
RIGHT
OUT |
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By: lokikane 21/08/2009 5:49 pm Yahoo! Profile: lokikane Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Enough with the failing political situation in this country, theres only one solution.
Its time to resurrect the left right out party.
Mip, Griff, fingers out of them - time for action!! |
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By: nevillejohnson85 21/08/2009 5:22 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Now that is funny chucker.
I almost had an accident with bladder control. |
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By: once_was_chucker 21/08/2009 11:00 am Yahoo! Profile: once_was_chucker Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Nev, if you are running for PM, I got a spare ute you can borrow. Wont cost you anything, I promise. |
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By: outdoorgriffin 21/08/2009 10:55 am Yahoo! Profile: outdoorgriffin Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Bugger - That means you got more on the list than me :( |
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By: adrianshere 21/08/2009 10:29 am Yahoo! Profile: adrianshere Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| griff, i just filled in an application form to apply for the prime ministership. |
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By: outdoorgriffin 21/08/2009 10:10 am Yahoo! Profile: outdoorgriffin Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| based on that list Adrian - I should have been voted into parliament! |
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By: adrianshere 21/08/2009 8:46 am Yahoo! Profile: adrianshere Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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6
have been accused of spouse abuse
7
have been arrested for fraud
19
have been accused of writing bad cheques
117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3
have done time for assault
71,
repeat
71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14
have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting
21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? AFL? NRL?
Give up yet? . . ..
Scroll down
Neither,
it's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA |
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By: mip_ceo 20/08/2009 7:58 pm Yahoo! Profile: mip_ceo Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Don't u love Jeruselam at the cricket |
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By: nevillejohnson85 20/08/2009 7:05 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Maybe he was divorcing the money hungry trollop and didn't want to share it with her.
Or he just genuinly wanted to let the fact sink in before he claimed all that money and blew it on something stoopid. |
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By: reddog.1957 20/08/2009 6:55 pm Yahoo! Profile: reddog.1957 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Many people have taken ages to claim. I would be sleeping on the sidewalk that night, to get in the door LOL |
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By: mip_ceo 20/08/2009 6:45 pm Yahoo! Profile: mip_ceo Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Anyone read about the guy that took months to claim his lotto win.
Mmmmm something fishy there I reckon |
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By: tigerette_64 19/08/2009 7:57 pm Yahoo! Profile: tigerette_64 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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"Tiger you only have to marry him then divorce him and take him for a $100mil then you can buy all the toyboys you desire :-)"
How did you know I like them young? How does that work if hubby is much older than me?
Yes, young kids are spoilt by technology especially. Kids grow up to make good choices in life if treated well by their parents with firmness and understanding. Lots of poor people spoil their kids too, not just the rich ones. |
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By: nevillejohnson85 19/08/2009 7:51 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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I am watching that "World's strictest Parents" and JEEZ these kids of today are just plain spoilt'
I may be very old fashioned but I still believe that a good strap around the backside changes the attitude of even the most pigheaded kid. But it must be backed up by a good explanation as to why how and what for. Then boundaries get set and rewards offerred for good and changed behaviour. |
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By: nevillejohnson85 19/08/2009 7:34 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Derrrrr!
Tiger you only have to marry him then divorce him and take him for a $100mil then you can buy all the toyboys you desire :-) |
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By: tigerette_64 19/08/2009 6:59 pm Yahoo! Profile: tigerette_64 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Yeah, but out of the Beatles, I preferred John Lennon. I find Paul very boring. Nothing worse than a boring husband, I can tell you. |
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By: nevillejohnson85 19/08/2009 6:50 pm Yahoo! Profile: nevillejohnson85 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Thanks chucker, I think! I am in Cairns on Friday to get the cast off, Yippee.
Tiger you'd be better off doing Paul Mc Cartney. That Mills trollop got 200 mil+ didn't she? |
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By: tigerette_64 19/08/2009 5:06 pm Yahoo! Profile: tigerette_64 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Think I might marry him next. Will he have any money left over, do you think?? |
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By: adrianshere 19/08/2009 3:34 pm Yahoo! Profile: adrianshere Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Does this bloke never learn???
FAWLTY Towers star John Cleese has been forced into a divorce settlement of almost $24.8 million with his third wife.
The deal is likely to leave her richer than him. |
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By: once_was_chucker 19/08/2009 11:06 am Yahoo! Profile: once_was_chucker Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Cant be Nev because he is in Far North Qld
I think it must have been Mip
Nev has his alibi - posted from the Cairns Post
MIGALOO has said goodbye to tropical waters off Port Douglas and Cairns and is well on his way south, according to whale spotters.
Travelling at roughly 3 knots the world’s only white humpback whale is travelling about 75 nautical miles a day, which Pacific Whale Foundation’s Greg Kaufman said is about normal for a whale during migration. |
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