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| Congratulations to yahoo for the new look sports board. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| what the bruddy herr? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I just recieved an email from this address so those who might be interested in researching the trollop go for it. Rach8@friendnetworklive.n et More cr@p scammers. |
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| ah fang you berry much | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Completely correct actually Loki | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How ya been mip? Long time no post. Geez i hope youve been tied up and ravaged by a suburban tribe of sex starved amazonian Janeway look-a-like love godesses to only hear about Jackson now. Somehow i think thats a very optimistic call but ya just never know. |
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| Hey michael jackson died !! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| del space betwwen u and s of australia | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| and it seems that Lara is no longer first choice for the Australian Tourist board adverts http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/come-to-au stralia-p1.php |
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| What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson.? Fergie will still be playing Giggs in August. |
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| I could not help but copy and past this post from the NRL site. It is a classic. Yahoo! Profile: bhilly58 Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and the English cricket team? Janet Jackson will be bringing home the ashes. |
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| SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN LONDON TOO LONG 1. You say 'mate' constantly. 2. You think it is perfectly normal to pay over £3.00 for a pint. 3. Anyone not from London is ' w a n k er'. 4. Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a 'Northern w a n k er'. 5. You have no idea where the North is. 6. You see All Saints in the Bar Med (again) and find it hard to get excited about it. 7. The countryside makes you nervous. 8. Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker. 9. American tourists no longer annoy you. 10. You talk in postcodes. "God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day". 11. You can't remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car. 12. You didn't realise that 'Paddington Green' is REAL. 13. You pay £2.95 for a frigging caramel frigging c a p achino Starbucks muck coffee |
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| Know them all, Pom, Know them all... So who hits the ground first? I'd say, if they are jumping into a vacuum, they will hit the ground at the same time. However, I don't think they would have bothered with the parachute then. |
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| That is when you know things really have changed. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And to complete the madness Rossi cut his ponytail off earlier this year.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 27. Your cleaner is Portuguese, your grocer is Somali, your butcher is halal, your deli man is Israeli, your landlord is Italian, your laundry guy is Philippino, your bartender is Australian, your favourite diner owner is Greek, the watch seller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was African, your newsagent is Indian and your local English chippie owner is Turkish. 28. You wouldn't want to live anywhere else until you get married. 29. You roll your eyes and say 'tsk' at the news that someone has thrown himself under a tube train. 30. Your day is ruined if you don't get a copy of Metro on the way to work. |
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| Sven, this one's for you.. How do you know that you've been in London too long? 1. You say "the City" and expect everyone to know which one. 2. You have never been to The Tower or Madame Tussauds but love Brighton. 3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Shepherds Bush to Elephant & Castle at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Dorset on a map. 4. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. 5. You step over people who collapse on the Tube. 6. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual. 7. You've considered stabbing someone. 8. Your door has more than three locks. 9. You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression. 10. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a garden. 11. You consider Essex the "countryside". 12. You think Hyde Park is "nature". 13. You're paying £1,200 a month for a studio the size of a walk-in wardrobe and you think it's a "bargain". 14. Shopping in suburban supermarkets and shopping malls gives you a severe attack of agoraphobia. 15. You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the UK pay in rent. 16. You pay 3 pounds without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28p. 17. You actually take fashion seriously. 18. You have 27 different menus next to your telephone. 19. The UK west of Heathrow is still theoretical to you. 20. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you. 21. Your idea of personal space is no one actually physically standing on you. 22. £50 worth of groceries fit in one plastic bag. 23. You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories. 24. You don't hear sirens anymore. 25. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the city's air/water quality and what it's doing to your insides. 26. You live in a building with a larger population than most towns. |
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| It would have been pretty irrelevant on here if I'd left it as the original. Oh btw Australia 39/5 after 17 overs against England. |
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| aussie frog pom kraut yank jap no harm in those terms. |
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| whats wrong with that? nothing like sending the french into a tantrum. |
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| By: adrianshere 16 minutes ago Re:Good Budget (PREVIEW) it was so good you had to tell it twice. ========== ........and probably get it deleted twice for being abusive. I had to change it as the original joke ended with "Tie the Frog to my back" |
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| Great spelling there nev.. Is that a common trait with Qyeerslanders? |
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