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| Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeSzFMfAdVk&feature =related |
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| You know nowt kipsy! :) Have you seen the 'remake' of the 4 Yorkshiremen skit with Eddie Izzard and Harry Enfield? They take the piss out of the accent beautifully. |
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| c3Po - I stand corrected, I thought you were "getting down" as it were, er wert. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| By: lovin.tiger 4 minutes ago Yahoo! Profile: lovin.tiger Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse Re:Ashes 2009 Reply to this message Enjoy!! A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs. She says to one of her customers, a regular, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free one". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly ones are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!" And that ain't zinc cream either. What has been implied? |
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| wp, is Pomgolia in there? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nye's missus "I suppose a sh@g's out of the question for the next 8 weeks then. " |
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| -By: kipsy26 "You've forgotten summat Six boxes of tissues :]" Summat? Good grief c3Po who are you in real life? Huggy Bear? ------------- From urban dictionary 1. summat Yorkshire slang for "something." Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that." I'm going to go watch TV, or summat. |
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| Enjoy!! A prostitute, who was also a Cricket fan, had a tattoo of Brett Lee and Shane Warne on the inside of her thighs. She says to one of her customers, a regular, "If you can guess who they are, you get a free one". He looks to the left and then to the right and says "I dunno who those ugly ones are but the one in the middle with the fat lips and curly hair is Andrew Symonds!" |
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| "You've forgotten summat Six boxes of tissues :]" Summat? Good grief c3Po who are you in real life? Huggy Bear? |
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| I loved this quote from Mike Coward: --- English cricket, in all its overblown ways, has never understood the distinction between the establishment of a standard and the maintenance of that standard... ...To over-react to isolated success is a recurring and disturbing trait of English cricket. Australia has rarely if ever been guilty of such complacency and naivety and takes an even greater pride from consistent success. Essentially, this is how Australian captains measure achievement. |
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| The Poms do, can't really blame them when they see it so rarely | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I won'tneed tissues - I don't get THAT excited about victory! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| amazing technology ... nye will be able to sms 5 boxes of tissues to his pommy mates | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| By: nyeninch Today (12:20 pm) Re:Ashes 2009 (PREVIEW) Less than 8 hours to go. Beer in fridge, check. Chips in cupboard. check. Fresh batteries in remote, check. Blanket and pillow on couch, check. Mobile switched off due to stirring Pom amtes, check. Alarm set for inevitable next morning, check. Missus knows she ain't watching anything else, check. Missus happy to be sleeping alone, check. I'm set! --------------- No not quite. You've forgotten summat Six boxes of tissues :] |
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| Missus knows she ain't watching anything else, check I have also been drilling this into the better half. |
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| *pom mates - I went all dyslexic there! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Less than 8 hours to go. Beer in fridge, check. Chips in cupboard. check. Fresh batteries in remote, check. Blanket and pillow on couch, check. Mobile switched off due to stirring Pom amtes, check. Alarm set for inevitable next morning, check. Missus knows she ain't watching anything else, check. Missus happy to be sleeping alone, check. I'm set! |
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| bring it on | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lee can bowl some of the best 6 over spells ever seen, it is a shame that he can't string them together in a single game. --- Or in a BIG game! He has built a career on looking very good when it matters the least! |
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| England won't miss the beamers !!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| By: master_of_none_00 Yesterday (11:06 am) Re:Ashes 2009 (PREVIEW) I'm not disagreeing with either of you, but our opinions are irrelevant. I'm just saying what Nielsen and Ponting are thinking, and they're thinking we need a 'frontline' spinner =========== Well, yea, that was England's justification for Ashley Giles |
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| Lee can bowl some of the best 6 over spells ever seen, it is a shame that he can't string them together in a single game. If Australia pick halfawitz for the first test we well draw at best. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I actually reckon luck is on Australia's side AGAIN. With Lee in you are a worse side I believe. That gives you other bowlers a chance. I mean Clarke didn't make it into the side until 2 players were injured and he will be your best bowler here mark my words. Lees for Clarke would suit England any day of the week.. And by the way did you see Ricky trying to get Harmison into the side. Pathetic attempt !!! |
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| Blimey here come all the blowins !!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well Australia has a very week side this time around, with Lee Gone already and having looked at the English team. Australia 5 nil. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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