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| wp, see seeks comment "As for his surgeon being optimistic.........well, his surgeon is not going to cast any doubt on his work." Find me a surgeon who says "Nah mate, his knee is farked and he'll never play again" and I'll show you a lawsuit. Read between the lines. 3rd op in 30 months, 6 months later it hasn't 'set' in a few places and the surgoen says "He's ok to continue rehab". Not "he's ok to resume training" or "he's ok to jog a little". |
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| Who won the farken important stuff wp???????? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What...that limited overs stuff... is that all you got???? |
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| Oi you, don't knock our Dr Border, he's the best!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| January 2007 Allan Border last night criticised Kevin Pietersen for leaving the tour so quickly after breaking his rib in the opening match of the tri-series. The former Australia captain said Pietersen ought to have stayed if there was any chance he could help his team into the finals. Pietersen had his rib broken by a delivery from Glenn McGrath at the MCG on 12 January. An X-ray revealed a fracture that would keep him out for up to five weeks and he was sent home. However, Border said Pietersen acted too hastily. "He was on the plane before the X-ray came back," Border said. "If he's got a broken rib, fair enough, but it wasn't displaced broken, it was just cracked, and given two weeks he could be playing. With England a chance to s *** e into the finals and he a key man. Too quick on to the plane for my liking." ============ So Doctor Border haas more medical knowledge about fractured ribs than someone who has studied for 5 years to qualify as a Doctor. And hey, any1 remember who won that CB series. I'll give you a clue. Simon Jones wasn't bowling for them. He was injured. |
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| you still won. don't complain or the other guy might swap her back.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Another one Dear Dr Border, every time after I have sex, my wife keeps wanting to have deep and meaningful conversations with me, but I dont want to.What should I do??? Reply Just do what Warney does and turn off your mobile before having sex |
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| Dear Dr.Border.. I took my wife to a wife swapping party and swapped her for a set of Stanley screwdrivers and a lawnmower but the lawnmower wont start..advice please. |
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| "WP may have started something here. Dear Dr Border, my wife says I have brewer's droop. Can you help me??" Do you want my answer? get a better looking wife. or chop it off... |
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| By: once_was_chucker And DKL had more talent in his little pinkie than that Welsh plodder anyway. ============= Have I said anything to the contrary? |
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| "And DKL had more talent in his little pinkie than that Welsh plodder anyway" let's chop it off and find out.. |
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| Maybe England should recall Tuffnel, Willis and Lever. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WP may have started something here. Dear Dr Border, my wife says I have brewer's droop. Can you help me?? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "When you look at the action of a pace bowler there is impact on the knees from the start of the run up to release of the ball, with maximum effort." And particularly the delivery stride and follow through, the forces placed on the knee are extreme. |
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| Just reeled in another one.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dr Border uses cutting edge technology. Now used my bad pun quota of the day. DKL was early 20s when he came back from his back injury. He was diagnosed during the Windies tour of 73, and bowling by late 74. Mind you, he had a couple of months against reserve grade cricketers ie Tony Greigs touring party. And DKL had more talent in his little pinkie than that Welsh plodder anyway. |
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| Didn't DKL defy similar, or worse odds to make a comeback? Lillee had stress fractures in the back and took 18 months(from memory) to get back on the paddock. You can't compare knee to spinal injuries although both are serious. When you look at the action of a pace bowler there is impact on the knees from the start of the run up to release of the ball, with maximum effort. It would be something special if Jones recovered and played anywhere near his former standard. As for his surgeon being optimistic.........well, his surgeon is not going to cast any doubt on his work. |
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| Adrian, would you care to show me where, ===================== I'm not claiming he will come back, I'm saying he might. Nor am I saying he'll be the difference between success and failure, again he might. ==================== suddenly becomes ==================== The poms are obsessed with Jones.. Show how much they are living in the past with their illusion that Jones is their Messiah.. =================== or is this yet another example of your modus operandi BBB Bullsh1t baffles brains |
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| hmmm, I believe Loretta Bobbit has the answer for that one adrian! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| just reminded me of my dearly departed grandmother, who believed there wasn't an injury that couldn't be fixed by dabbing metho on it.. you made DAMN sure you never grazed your knees or elbows when staying at her place for the weekend... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| mip has dribblers disease...any advice? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| chop em both off.. unless you're chopper read, in which case, chop someone elses off.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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