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| Kip and Neville; seeing as you have the same surname , I can't help asking............... Is this a fraternal fallout? |
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| By: kip_johnson26 Yesterday (5:16 am) Re:Aus V England 2009 (PREVIEW) Hey Neville We all make typos but your grammar shows a limited education. Am I right? How am I a looser??? Prat! or is it Pratt - either way you are one = LOL kip kip; I prefer "pompus pratt" my education is from life experience here in Aus, but I wouldn't expect you to understand what that means, so I invite you to come up home here and I'll take you out camping and show you my vast knowledge. LOL= Lots Of Love to you to kip. MMWWAA! |
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| how about Boonie, Roy, Marsh and Walters for the Oz drinking team versus the 150 blokes who have captained England in the last 3 years :) Fu(k i hope i got the right thread this time cause i carnt be ar$ed typing this a third time! |
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| Hey Neville We all make typos but your grammar shows a limited education. Am I right? How am I a looser??? Prat! or is it Pratt - either way you are one = LOL kip |
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| I like the letter though wp, it must've been an almighty session, they guy can't remember where it was! I can imgine filming for gladiator. Reed, Crowe, Harris. Geez, none of those guys liked a drink, no wonder Oliver died during the filming, his poor liver must've just walked out on him.. I like this fact about him "Reed and 36 rugby players once drank 60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of Scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine and one bottle of Babycham - all in one evening"... Sounds like fun... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BOONEY still holds the record for most cans downed on the flight over to Englend on the tour, any tour. FARKIN LEGEND |
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| Tho' thinking about it, Oliver Reed wasn't really a cricketer who could drink. More of a drinker who could play cricket |
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| I was deliberately quoting your <<Anyway, isn't it supposed to be cricketers who can drink? >> totally out of context :} |
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| wp, enthralling, but doesn't change the fact he is dead, or he never played for england.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| <<<Loki, can we pick ex South Africans,>>> Would you want to? |
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| By: isc.dawson Today (12:04 pm) Re:Aus V England 2009 (PREVIEW) well oliver reed is very dead, so in keeping with the english tradition of selecting people passed their use by date. Anyway, isn't it supposed to be cricketers who can drink? ------------------ Oliver Reed was a very keen cricketer, as this letter to The Independent will testify. ----------------------- From Mr George "Gubby" Trotter OBE Sir, In the many and fitting tributes to the late Oliver Reed, I have seen no mention of his true and abiding love of the game of cricket, and I do feel that this should be placed on record before it is too late. I got to know Oliver Reed very well during a three-day drinking spree on an island in the Mediterranean. I cannot now be sure which year it was, or indeed which island it was - Malta, perhaps, or maybe Corsica - but I well remember that towards the end of the second day Oliver (as I had then come to call him) suddenly cried out: "This is ace cricketing weather! Who's for a game back at my place?" Very soon we had sorted out two sides, one of which was to be called the English Drinking XI and the other the Maltese Navy XI, although they were in fact 11 sundry Maltese fishermen who seemed keen enough on the idea. Or were they Corsicans? No, I think they were Maltese... As soon as we had mustered 22 players, we turned to Oliver and said: "We're ready for a game back at your place now. Incidentally, where is your place, old man?" "Somewhere in the wilds of the Home Counties," said Reed, and laughed so hard that he nearly choked to death. But it was typical of the man to buy everyone a round of drinks and promised them all a game of cricket if they ever came to Hertfordshire. Or was it Berkshire? Yours etc |
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| well oliver reed is very dead, so in keeping with the english tradition of selecting people passed their use by date. Anyway, isn't it supposed to be cricketers who can drink? Otherwise we can select Chopper Read, and anyone who thinks about drinking more than him, BANG! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gazza in for the Poms. He was drinking so much he now looks like a 60 year-old at the age of 42. George Best could have appeard in an ad for a healthfarm compared to Paul Gascoigne. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| kip you poor sorry sad soul are you trying to steal my ID? Note the 26 after your name and then you have tried to use it on my name. OOPS! You have been busted! Looser. Did I hit a raw nerve with the truth kip, you know truth hurts and all that good stuff. By: kip_johnson26 Today (7:30 am) Re:Aus V England 2009 (PREVIEW) nevillejohnson26 "That is because all the poms hide under the table in the muck and filth on the floor there, it makes them feel at home!" Hey Neville - did you think that one up all by yourself with your one brain cell? Is in breeding a problem where you're from? kip |
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| Aussie lineup Boonie Big Merv Rod Marsh Steve Waugh I included Swaugh because of his ability to provoke mental disintegration of opponenets, particularly the english |
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| Oliver Reed Eric Clapton Ian Botham Colin Milburn vs David Boon David Boon the only one left standing. |
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| Oliver Reed Eric Clapton (he plays cricket.) Ian Botham Colin Milburn. End of. Loki, can we pick ex South Africans, Scots, Welsh, Irish, Papua New Guinean Australian Welshmen, Kolpacs, etc etc? |
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| O.K, an idea. An Ashes Legends Pub crawl. The best drinkers the English have produced over the years up against our best - should make for great entertainment. |
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| nevillejohnson26 "That is because all the poms hide under the table in the muck and filth on the floor there, it makes them feel at home!" Hey Neville - did you think that one up all by yourself with your one brain cell? Is in breeding a problem where you're from? kip |
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| How come the Poms ability to drink the Aussies under the table becomes a convo about Poms under the table? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Any Pom under a table in Australia before an Australian is probably there to see how his wfe or girlfriend is going under there while she polishes their host. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| That is because all the poms hide under the table in the muck and filth on the floor there, it makes them feel at home! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bot of course it's a well known, undisputable fact that a Pom can drink an Aussie under the table :] | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I thought the old Melbourne Bitter is similar to Leffe Bruin. Pretty good too and I prefer it over a bog-standard lager any day. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Leffe Trippel is good, but I prefer Leffe Radieuse, Kwak or even Delirium. They're all in the 8 - 9 % bracket and actually have a distinctive taste (unlike most beers these days...) I found a pub in Clerkenwell, "The Dovetail", they specialise in continental beers and have over 100 Belgian, Dutch and German Beers in stock. They food is pretty good too, but you really need to book a table first. |
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