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| >Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a se.xual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's se.xually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." |
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| A boy was asked to make a sentence containing the word contagious. "A truck full of oranges was goin to fast and smashed , it will take the cu n tages to pick 'em all up" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A dung beetle walks into a bar and says "Is that stool taken?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| if a man spoke in the forest and nobody heard him would he still be wrong? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Would the resurrected Jesus cast a shadow anyway?? Is the resurrection physical or spiritual?? |
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| Arabs would just blow it up? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| aohk- i really don't get it- for starters the Jews would employ someone else to roll the boulder out of the way, and moan about how much it cost them. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Angel, maybe i dont understand it entirely, but that joke is a contender for worst of all time. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| gt, that gives her a 2 week pass then. Make sure it's a frequent thing. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a bigfeast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he sent her to hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he sent her to hell. The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder .... St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good. " Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six moreweeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted. |
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| Hey KO, that's not funny, my missus is a K1W1 .. ... but she did get a bit of Aussie in her last night. |
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| if she's got kiwi in her, you can all go home isc | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ok, sit down, grab a drink, maybe a pillow, as I run through the saga that is my lineage. On the surface it seems a simple mix of scottish protestant and irish catholic, but the only simple part is my dad's side, traceable back to the very first Dawson, John Dawson, in Kingussie Scotland in the 1500's. My grandmother was part english, part welsh on that side. We don't know much before that. On my mum's side, her mum was irish catholic and my grandfather was a rather bizarre mix of english, french and maori. Nothing is known of his fathers side other than english and french, but his mother was full blooded maori.. so now my daughter is scottish/irish/french/wel sh/maori/english/korean mix... the united nations in a nappy.. |
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| I am worse! I have scottish and pommie blood in me Dad was born in engerland. Mum's family somewhere down the line came from scotland - McLeod and Moffat |
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| you're like me nye, you get up in the morning and punch yourself in the head. I've got Croatian, German, Italian & French in me. |
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| On my mum's side I can trace my family tree back a loooong way - her dad provides the Aboriginal blood. Her mum is actually a decendent of the first governer of Tasmania, so there is a case of two conflicting bloodlines meeting! Dad's side has been done, but it is hard to gauge as apparently there were 4 brothers in Scotland who ended up in 4 different countries in about 1800. One to Australia, one to America, one to Germany and the other I can't recall. In effect, the lineage is complex to say the least! |
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| Faark, you're lucky to have your family tree in such good order. Both sides of my dads family were given their names, ie they were full bloods given the name Lovegrove but there have been a whuitefella at least on the Lovegrove side and obviously all mums rellies are non-convict whitefellas. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I am an interesting cross between Tasmanain and Aboriginal! I am actually a relation of Truganini, the last full blooded Aboriginal in Tassie. Which 8th you ask? Well clearly not my gazelle like athletic ability! |
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| By: nyeninch 11 minutes ago Re:funny (PREVIEW) If it helps, I am 1 eighth aboriginal Fella! :) Fo Shizzle! ------------------------- ------------------------- --------- Prolly related to Mansell are ya? I'm sure I have never heard the Yunupingus talk like that! :) |
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| His didgeridoo perhaps??? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| dare I ask which 1/8th? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If it helps, I am 1 eighth aboriginal Fella! :) Fo Shizzle! |
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| I'm glad I cant actually hear you saying that. Even better that I can't hear you try and sing a Barry White song, or dance like Michael Jackson. (yeah he still black!) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| By: adrianscrowsrock Today (2:46 pm) Re:funny (PREVIEW) Going tonight fella? ------------------------- ------------------------- --------- Nah, gotta look after the boy (3) whilst the missus works. |
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| oh look! its bro-mance | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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