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| ha ha that is hilarious, and he's calling Klitchko an embarrassment! Reminds me of when Iron Mike said he was going to eat an opponents heart and then his kids. I believe he did try a bit of Holyfields ear though. yum | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Can this bloke be serious? - http://au.sports.yahoo.com/news/article/-/5511208/ haye-taunts- b.itchko-heavyweight-clas h-looms Take out the . between b and i and any spaces |
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| q. How do you know if a Kiwi has hacked your computer? a. The RAM is screwed |
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| Q. How does a Kiwi find a sheep in long grass? A. Very satisfying |
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| What do you call a kiwi sheep dog? A: A pimp. Why do kiwis end up marrying women? A: Sheep can't cook |
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| Q How many Collingwood supporters does it take to change a light bulb??? A None. They prefer to sit in the dark and b1tch |
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| A Kiwi walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate being on welfare, I'd really rather have a job." The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The Kiwi says, "You're bullshi/ting me!" The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah, well, you started it". |
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| > > Johno the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just > > built for the woman who owned it. > > > > She was telling him what colour to paint each room. They went > > Into the first room and she said 'I want this room to be painted a > > Light blue.' > > > > The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!' > > > > When he went back into the house, she told him that the next room > > was to be bright red. > > > > The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!' > > > > When he went back into the house, she told him that the next > > room was to be tan. > > > > The builder went to the front door and yelled 'GREEN SIDE UP!' > > > > When he came back, the lady was pretty curious, so she asked him > > 'I keep telling you colours, but you go out the front and yell > > Green side up; what is that for?' > > > > The builder said, 'Oh don't worry about that, I've just got a > > couple of Kiwis laying the turf out front.' |
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| we know it is copying groundhog day, but it was rubbish. what is way funnier is this comment by norty_angel on yahoo today. 9. the_norty_angel - Apr 08 10:45am But men expect women, to work, clean the house, his clothes feed him & then want us to be in the mood for sex?? Yeah i know what you mean by double standards... please explain norty!! |
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| no arguements from me denny, seriously not funny. Not even smirk raising. 99% of the population would read that joke and either sit stone faced staring at their screen, or have their head tilted to one side wondering what the hell they missed.. I haven't NOT laughed so hard in ages.. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I think i was pretty much spot on when I said it was one of the worst jokes of all time... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| about as funny as being kicked in the head with an iron boot... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| about as funny as being kicked in the head with an iron boot... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| oh ok Angel so now really do you think thats funny?- honestly now... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hmmm, we had 3 White Tailed C0(katoos fly overhead today ... in this area that means 3 days of rain & expect it within the next 3 days. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six moreweeks of basketball." its based on groundhog day..in america they have the groundhog that comes out of his hole and if he sees his shadow or doesnt then its suppose to determin how long winter is going to last. 6 weeks!!! which also coincides with basketball! |
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| i'm with denny. i want you to explain it as well. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Thank you. So u gonna explain it, or leave me hanging in suspense? |
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| oh your so funny | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yes, but Ill let you get up to explain it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| pleeeeeeeeeeeeease dont tell me i have to explain the joke???? lol | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman was involved in three car accidents in less than an hour that left a total of seven vehicles damaged but she suffered only slight injuries from the series of mishaps, police said Tuesday. The 69-year-old woman from Berlin first crashed into three cars while trying to pull out of a supermarket car park on the Baltic resort island of Usedom. Then, she accidentally stepped on the accelerator and sped across a lawn before crashing into a nearby house, police said. She was taken to hospital in an ambulance but that vehicle was then hit by a truck. "She was actually fortunate that no one was seriously hurt in any of the accidents," said Zinnowitz police spokesman Axel Falkenberg. "The accidents were a little bit like dominoes toppling." (Reporting by Franziska Scheven; Editing by Jon Boyle) --- What's the bet the Ambo was a woman too? :P |
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| too-shay! as they say browns | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ammmatt thinking the roos can survive | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hawthorn turning up to face the Roos on Sunday without a ruckman- thats hysterical HAHA | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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