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| this is a true story In 1983, a bloke from Brisbane, named Serge Testa, circumnavigated the globe in a 12 foot boat. Upon his return, he told how he had to shoot an albatross to survive, and did not get the bad luck as sailors predicted The afternoon paper ran the headline "Testa kills albatross" |
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| Angelic face .... mmm, wish I were half my age as women around my vintage lost their angelic looks about 20 years ago. They look more like stonefish rather than angels. |
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| Nope it wasnt im an innocent and polite young lady and i would never ever think of things like that (does angelic face) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yay that you are, just a little sheltered so wouldn't have been the first thing to enter your head. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| lol opps hehe im smart yay | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ok maybe not *goes off whistling dixie* | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| See, twasn't that hard. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| test icles? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Have a ball trying to work it out angel. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| what are tests? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Old men may walk slow, BUT think F A S T. An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.' |
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| OMFG rob that was hilarious, thanks i sent it on to some friends....lol lots at that one,,good one. "If you love your country show them to me.......bahahahahaha |
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| Here is a xmas joke 3 guys die on xmas eve, they go straight to the pearly gates and are met by St Peter. He tells the three men that before they enter they must be able to provide one thing that relates to xmas. The first man pulls out a lighter, lights it and tells St Peter that it represents candles. The second man pulls out a set of keys, jingles them and tells St Peter that they represnt xmas bells. The third man looks through his pocket and finds he only has a pair of pink ladies knickers. St Peter looks at him and asks what does the knickers represent The man looks back and says they are Carols. |
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| I think thats the name of the song | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| yeah saw that a long time ago Nikki pretty good :) http://www.tagtele.com/v/11924 "show us ya t!ts!" |
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| On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, 'Honey, do you remember this?' He looked up from his newspaper and said; 'Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married' She said, 'Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?' He nodded and said 'Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' She giggled and said; 'So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?' He looked her up and down and said; 'Mission Accomplished.' |
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| yeah seen it before, very funny! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| By: nikkihawk01 2 days ago (Tuesday, 2:50 pm) Re:funny (PREVIEW) http://www.igc.be:80/igc/dearp enis.htm this is hilarious............. did you check out this one pies / rob, worth a look very funny IMO |
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| milf - u are the perfect woman! you know how to handle a BBQ and you follow football unfortunately you support the hawks ;) |
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| milf been done before and cooking the bbq is the important part | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| nikki you don't look greek! :) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| and another for all the boys who think they are "the boss" Duties of Wives.. Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Italy . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women |
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| heres one for the girls BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert . (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to org *** e the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat . Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. |
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| If Brains (from the 1960's tv series The Thunderbirds) married super model Claudia Schiffor... would she then become Claudia Schifforbrains??? |
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