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By: cooper_nathan
Yesterday (10:36 pm)

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ah, you have all been deceived by a pom. why do you take the word of an imposter of this great game so much to heart??

actually i agree with everything this english git has said. good luck to his weekends at home. try another team son. go watch the tigers. at least they are having a go.

By: isc.dawson
Yesterday (8:59 pm)

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great letter, and so true. Johns, Lay**ck, Monfries, Peverill etc are all woefully inadequate as afl footballers, talent is one thing but reproducing that ability time and again is what it's about, and Lay just doesn't, and will never, do that..
But I don't think it's a legitimate dons fan, far too literate..

By: ammmatt
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:56 pm)

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interesting letter the author seemed to be quite composed. me personally would swear more and just hit below the belt, just my style though. :P

but it does raise a fair point. What have some clubs been doing for the last 5 years.??? We all laughed at Carlton , but they seem to be well and truely on the improve. So who's the bigger dill.??? Carlton or some 'others' that have been mid table champions year in year out.??

By: kingerikcantona
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:55 pm)

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tis okay fella :)

doesn't phase me

By: marsbarsandwichs
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:53 pm)

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"Firstly, could you give me some idea of what was going through your mind with your initial match ups? "

He was wondering what he would spend his pay check on.

By: kiwisout
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:39 pm)

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Haven't seen too much of Lay *** , but he towelled the eagles up last year. Beat Coxy and Seaby hands down and kicked 3 or 4 goals as well. Lookad a great player to me. How old is he?

By: orrightfella
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:33 pm)

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Just to tell Essendon suppporters here (see kingerik). Not my work, I'm not clever enough!

By: nye_ninch
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:30 pm)

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Bit harsh, talk about turning on your own! See, it isn't just a Tigers thing!

But Jason Laycok must be the most frustrating player. The boy has game, he just goes missing for long periods of time - weeks in fact! When he turns up he produces some good footy - this is why he's still there, they see what he can do and are scared that they will dump him just as he comes good!

By: orrightfella
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:17 pm)

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part 3- Unfortunately despite whatever you say the reality is we are in more of a world of hurt than my poor receding hairline. The list assembled is not going to be going anywhere in a hurry and despite 5 years of rebuilding we’re in a worse position now than when we started the whole process. Thank goodness for small mercies though. The small mercy is that Melbourne are pretty bad too. It’s unfortunate that we don’t meet them until very late in the year – I have a feeling that might be our next win. I don’t say “might be our next win” because we’ll win one before then, more that there’s a better than average chance we won’t even beat them!

Just in case you’re interested, from my perspective there was at least one positive to come out of yesterday. I went to the Foo Fighters last night and they were pretty solid so I at least managed some entertainment for the day. I got none from the MCG.

One last thing before I sign off. You’re obviously aware that Jonathon Brown’s out of contract at the end of the year. How about we put together a package for him to see if we can prize him off the Lions? Let’s start with Layc.o.c.k, Johns, Watson, Stanton, Dyson, Johnson, Peverill, Monfries, Slattery and even Lloyd at this stage as he couldn’t get a kick out of 2,000 volts. When they’re not interested in that, tell them we could even offer them a lazy $2 mil on the side as well. That might at least get them to stop laughing. Then ask them who else they’d like and give them away too as the cherry on top.

At the end of the day, I have no say in what goes on. All I can do is protest in my own way. I’m not happy, not impressed and not attending another game this year.

Yours in football,J***** S******

By: orrightfella
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:15 pm)

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part 2 - Courtney Johns – do I even need to say anything or did the article in today’s Age just sum it up? Another who should never play for Essendon again. Cut your losses. He should be embarrassed to earn money for that performance. He should be offering to pay Essendon back for the money he’s thieved off them over the last four years. Just to add insult to injury he’s not an attractive man and really doesn’t have a lot going for him.

Jobe Watson – also known as the Butcher. I do like the fact that Jobe at least has a go but his skill and pace are deplorable. Do you think there’s a reason why he gets 30 touches a game? The opposition coaches don’t bother manning up on him as they want us to use him. They know that he’ll turn the ball back over to them more than half the time. Trade bait.

Brent “The Running Man” Stanton – he might run all day but he couldn’t run quickly out of sight on a dark night and he only knows how to run one way. Generally it’s away from the ball when the opposition have it. Or around the back of a mark or free kick to get a cheap kick and rack up a few stats. It’s a slight on every Victorian that he’s been included in the state squad. The worst culprit in our disgusting lack of defensive nous. And probably just nous in general – he’s got less awareness in traffic than a Moroccan mini cab driver.

Have you got the barbie fired up yet Matthew? Cos there’s plenty more chops we can throw on it. Ricky “Sleeps With The Light On” Dyson, Jason “Should Have Been Traded Last Year” Johnson, Damien “Back In The 2’s Where I Belong” Peverill, Angus “Too Small, Too Slow, Too Sheet” Monfries, Henry “The Hack” Slattery. I won’t continue on but let’s just say I hold grave fears for the crippling lack of ability shown by any number of other players on our list.

By: orrightfella
5 days ago (Thursday, 12:12 pm)

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I received this letter in an email today in PDF form so I dont know how true it is. It had a name address membership and mobile number. I deleted all because I have not verified. Bit rough.

Essendon Football Club
Attn: Matthew Knights
PO Box 17
ESSENDON VIC 3040

Dear Matthew,

RE: Essendon Football Club Membership 3057**

I’ve had occasion to write to your predecessor over the years and I must say that I feel as though I became a close confidant of Sheeds. He came to me when he needed someone to tell things exactly as they see them. And I didn’t mince my words, Matthew, I gave it to him straight. You haven’t needed me yet, but after the insipid debacle and abysmal coaching performance I unfortunately endured yesterday, I thought you might need a few home truths.

Firstly, could you give me some idea of what was going through your mind with your initial match ups? Johns on Pendlebury? Michael on Lockyer? Windydick on Medhurst? One could only assume that you had a piece of the Pies at 73+ with TAB Sportsbet.

I must say I appreciate that you’re attempting to introduce a fast attacking style of football. But I think what you don’t get is that you can’t do that with the muppets still on our list - a) they have to be quick, b) they have to be able to sustain that quickness for more than 30 minutes and c) it helps if they don’t call for the saw dust when they get the ball.

Let’s take a look at a few of my favourites:

Jason Layc.c.o.c.k – 5 years for 50 possessions. I wouldn’t call that a great return on investment. He is a big, lumbering, useless dope. He just plain doesn’t care. Sally Robbins has more of a go than this dud. Remember that Aussie classic David Williamson’s The Club? Lay.c.o.ck is Geoff Hayward. I’d actually get him drug tested just to ensure he hasn’t seen any golden winged seagulls. He should never play for Essendon agai ...
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