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By: aussiearisen
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"eerrr durrh, I'm getting it pity you aint...
thus my previous post.....dingbats.heheheh e"
getting, what? |
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By: edpitt53
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| Johnny Howard? |
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By: aussiearisen
4/11/2009
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| Shouldn`t the title of this thread be "MAN SUES FOR BEING A W A N K E R "? |
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By: daemoniseme
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Shouldn`t the title of this thread be "MAN SUES FOR BEING A W A N K E R "?
but then billy bob would accuse us of being rascist to his countrymen aussie |
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By: aussiearisen
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| Aw yeah, never thunked of that. |
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By: daemoniseme
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| lol but seriously how can someone be so freaking gullible the ad was toungue in cheek not even I would beleive that about lynx/axe as far as im concerned its 50% attitude 50% humour that gets you a woman. |
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By: aussiearisen
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| Or if you scratch that scratchie on their foreheads, you can win a head job. |
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By: pedrofromspain
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.........that gets you a woman."
Sometimes the last man standing gets the girl?
Appeal to her vanity.
"Nice coat lady." Can work if she is wearing a coat, if you can still see that far.
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By: daemoniseme
4/11/2009
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| I try for the humour side of things make em laugh with a few jokes and you have the world as ya oyster |
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By: king_bast
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I find that the following pick up line works great!
hello. |
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By: daemoniseme
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I find that the following pick up line works great!
hello.
lol |
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By: johnnyquid@y7mail.com
4/11/2009
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Axe spokesperson Heather Mitchell sent Asylum this statement:
"We've been following the news reports from India where a man was allegedly planning to take legal action for the Axe Effect not working for him personally. We can confirm this is a hoax. In fact the story originated from TheFakingNews.com. While the story is not true, we have to admit that it's pretty funny and the joke itself is very much in line with our brand tone -- playful, with a wink and a nudge. While Axe grooming products can help guys look, smell and feel great, there is only so much we can do; the rest is up to guys themselves." |
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By: idontlikechookstheypeck
4/11/2009
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| This is worse than when I found out Trent from Punchy wasn't real. |
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By: johnnyquid@y7mail.com
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| You know with trent from punchy, the guys that made it went in to ABC to try and get a show for it and ABC said no and instead asked them to make a few episodes of a cartoon called Beached Az instead about a whale beached in N.Z (avail on youtube). Kind of funny with the kiwi accents but nothing on Trent. |
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| Trent from Punchy isn't real??? That has really ruined my day!!! I loved that dude... |
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By: idontlikechookstheypeck
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| Yeah Johnny I've seen some of those 'beached az' episodes on youtube... most aren't nearly as funny as the original, or Trent from Punchy for that matter. |
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By: articstracky
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| Reminds me of the Seinfeld skit, where a man sees an attractive model selling a product (tools?) and the guy indentifies that by getting the tools means getting the girl. |
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By: arctickeno
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| In my experience (as a female) just be yourself. Women like men who don't try and pretend to be something they are not:) |
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By: loopygiggles
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| And it helps if they wash too, doesn't it Arctic!! |
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By: aussiearisen
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| WASH!? - Getting a bit drastic now aren`t we? |
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| I know, it's a big ask but one must have standards and should only allow those into her domain that have reached such dizzying heights of worship! |
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By: enzednan@xtra.co.nz
5/11/2009
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YES aussie !
WASH !
AND cleaning of the teeth (otherwise definitely not kissable !)
AND (when not in work gears) at least clean clothes (the ones that have been on the bedroom floor the LEAST amount of time)
All these have a theme - the olfactory test.
This is carried out when the male is ten paces from the woman (who has a highly developed olfactory sense).
If the olfactory sense is not pleased, the male may find himself immersed in a bubble bath having his nails done or, at a finishing school for yobs.
Take your pick !
P.S. Hows the knitting going? |
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