By: king_bast
2/11/2009
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AN Indian man claims he has been cheated by the cosmetics firm that makes popular deodorant Lynx after failing to land a girlfriend for the past seven years.
Vaibhav Bev has been using Lynx deodorant since 2002, in the hope the company's promotional campaign - which features scantily clad women throwing themselves at men - had some basis in real life.
Mr Bev is suing the maker of Lynx - marketed as Axe in his home country - for more than $100,000, seeking compensation for "depression and psychological damage".
"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.
Indian compensation lawyer Ram Jethmalani advised the company that makes Axe, Unilever, to settle out of court.
He said any claims by Unilever that Mr Bev failed to find a girlfriend because he was unattractive were unlikely to succeed.
"In fact, some of the best-looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys," he told the Daily Record.
Unilever has so far declined to comment on the case.
http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,2629 2811-31037,00.html |
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By: loocy_lastik
2/11/2009
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| Well that sux - Lynx doesn't make ugly men more attractive? Next we will find out Red Bull really doesn't give you wings, and Libra doesn't automatically give one the ability to swim. |
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By: gizmo_2655
2/11/2009
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"Well that sux - Lynx doesn't make ugly men more attractive? Next we will find out Red Bull really doesn't give you wings, and Libra doesn't automatically give one the ability to swim."
I thought is was alcohol that made men and women attractive????
Damn, I've been using the wrong stuff all these years... |
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By: dingie.dangie
2/11/2009
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Stop buying Lynx and instead put the money into your front pocket with the notes just appearing.
Women love the smell of money - works everytime. |
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By: paul.smeenis
2/11/2009
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I know how he feels.
I also use lynx but the girls don't want to know me, and I couldn't understand why. |
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By: loocy_lastik
2/11/2009
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| Boomchikkawowow. |
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By: crag43@ymail.com
2/11/2009
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THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!
Think I'll rev up a lawyer & sue the makers of "Old Spice"... |
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By: killyourtv40
2/11/2009
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| lynx is the mens equivelant of ladies deodorant impulse, cheap and nasty. |
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By: ibipop
2/11/2009
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| Nothing up with old spice at least it doesn't smell like Calvin clines cats wee. |
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By: m.tivey
2/11/2009
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| Personally, I prefer Blue Stratos:-) |
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By: king_bast
2/11/2009
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| Well I use deodorant once in a blue moon. When a manly aroma, choc full of pheromoney goodness emanates from every pore, why would ya want to hide it? |
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By: andy_unreasonable
2/11/2009
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>>>"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me," he told the Daily Record.<<<
It wasn't the Lynx that was the problem, it was the bathing in the Ganges. There are very few things that will get that stink off you. |
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By: andy_unreasonable
2/11/2009
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>>>Well I use deodorant once in a blue moon. When a manly aroma, choc full of pheromoney goodness emanates from every pore, why would ya want to hide it?<<<
Now I know who you are!
You're the guy with all the cats and dogs following you because of the smell! Got him a good job as Council Dog Catcher. |
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By: aussiearisen
2/11/2009
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"Well that sux - Lynx doesn't make ugly men more attractive? "
I find that after drinking a six pack I just don`t care. |
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By: reidsays@y7mail.com
2/11/2009
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Man Sues for Being a Loser?
Thought it said for being CALLED a loser lol
Many many posters around here would be up for a damn good suing eh:) |
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By: enzednan@xtra.co.nz
2/11/2009
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Oh shyte this is so funny :D
Old Spice ? Stratos ?
Dont forget Brut !
...or the Brylcreem ! |
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By: enzednan@xtra.co.nz
2/11/2009
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Will never forget walking into the youngests (all boys) high school and the place absolutely r-e-e-k-i-n-g of lynx !!!
Bloody stuff made ya eyes water :) |
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By: ill_be_back@rocketmail.com
2/11/2009
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I also use lynx but the girls don't want to know me, and I couldn't understand why.
sucked right in !!!!! |
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By: ill_be_back@rocketmail.com
2/11/2009
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Women love the smell of money - works everytime.
Isn't that the truth !!!! |
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By: loocy_lastik
2/11/2009
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"choc full of pheromoney goodness emanates from every pore"
erm...Choc-full? |
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By: jock.star
2/11/2009
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| Wrap a $100 bill round your old feller and youll have no trouble meeting womens |
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By: hamishsnape
3/11/2009
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| just think if the fool win's the case the whole of your goverment can get in on the act.the biggest loser's we've got. |
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By: szlingtim
3/11/2009
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| maybe there's a class action thingo in this, for all you dingbat blokes... jump on the bandwagon and join in the show...thick heads |
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By: aussiearisen
3/11/2009
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| szlington, err, it`s a joke, might pay to calm down a bit eh? |
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By: szlingtim
3/11/2009
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eerrr durrh, I'm getting it pity you aint...
thus my previous post.....dingbats.heheheh e |
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