By: gibbot5000
27/10/2009
10:02 pm Yahoo! Profile:
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On the way back from the wilderness it was revealed to your humble profit that a simple spelling mistake has made its way into holy writ. On advice, Sooty has now upgraded to Windows 7 and installed Deitictionary V2.4.
It turns out that whilst our Poodle saviour was using my unworthy mouth to fire strange smelling golf balls of ultimate truth, it served his lovingly malicious design to make your servant 'keyboard-retarded'.
Let this be the correctioning of all past errors, and a re-establishment of the fundaments of the real true truth of the one path to enlightenment. It's 'Poodlanity' from now on.
The Council must reconvene. We're down a scribe. Or not. |
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By: betelgeuse_2008
27/10/2009
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Brothers and Sisters of the Faith, the Poodle cometh amongst us once again. Behold, the time has indeed reached its fullness as a new star shineth in the Heavens.
Indeed, the expedition to restore the lost oosiks to the seals did weary us and lo, many fell by the wayside.
Rise up, Children of the Cosmic Poodle, and let your voices be heard in the land.
(it sure beats the usual dimwitted crap that has clogged the boards the last couple of years) |
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By: littleladyagain
28/10/2009
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whoa! straight into the deep end there guys, any chance of an intro for neophytes?
leaves suitably aged pizza crusts and a bag of frozen peas as votives to the almighty mangy one |
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By: betelgeuse_2008
28/10/2009
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Alas,lla, a shallow end does not exist. The Great Prophet (Profit?)Gibbot may hear the call of the neophytes and vouchsafe wisdom and enlightenment upon us all.
Thus it was written (in Oddly Enough)that hunters in Frozen Lands were removing the oosiks of the gentlemen seals for medicinal use, thus depriving the lady seals of the pleasures of natural life. The Congregation of Poodlainty (or latterly Poodlanity) were so moved that an expedition was conveneth to travel to aforementioned lands to restore the oosiks.
A sturdy ship was found and fair winds prevailed. Scribe Nessa commandeth,with many other priests, priestesses and officers. And TO THIS DAY there is none who knoweth what became of the gallant ship, or the oosiks, or to the lovesick lady seals...! |
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By: enza_nancy
29/10/2009
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By: reidsays@y7mail.com
29/10/2009
2:45 am Yahoo! Profile:
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Many will feel threatened by the Great Profit and suggest annihilation by recycled plastic bags, the great destroyer of the earth now and reeking havoc amongst the lovesick lady seals and their oosikless mates....and the ship that set off to rescue them.....
The Scribe Nessa has fallen foul to this global destroyer.....t'was a blue plastic bag that had blown on the whims of the majority whose sole purpose was further manufacture:(
T'is tough times ahead without the wisdom and leadership of one so respected and loved....the bluies continue to profiliate in the manufacturing eyesores and are placed into the hands of those whose mission is to use them on any who follow the Great Profit....
Hey Sooty! |
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By: stephen_still_laughing
3/11/2009
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Behold the Great Profit has arrived.
Grapes Grapes where are my grapes villagers ? |
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