By: citydweller@y7mail.com 7/06/2009 4:09 pm Yahoo! Profile: citydweller@y7mail.com Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Inspired by the comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, it's time to put an Australian slant on the 'you might be a redneck if...' It's now time for you might be a bogan if...
You might be a bogan if, you answer a sentences with the phrase "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NARH".
You might be a bogan if, you use the dole office as a pick-up joint. |
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By: sing_loud_sing_proud@y7mail.com 7/06/2009 5:20 pm Yahoo! Profile: sing_loud_sing_proud@y7mail.com Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| 'You might be a bogan if you watch AFL' |
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By: matmosrulez 7/06/2009 5:23 pm Yahoo! Profile: matmosrulez Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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A couple of years ago 'bogans' where the ones wearing skin tight spray on jeans, ugg boots, thongs, pkuk me boots, 80s left over clothes, AC/DC, leg warmers, long black cardigans, bleached hair, mullets.......
But now days all these are 'Fashionable'!!!!! |
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By: mynameismrblonde 7/06/2009 5:56 pm Yahoo! Profile: mynameismrblonde Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| rather be a CUB (cashed up Bogan), than .....than...well anything really, lol :) |
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By: sunnybilson 30/06/2009 4:58 pm Yahoo! Profile: sunnybilson Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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Here's the bogan test
http://www.txc.net.au/~mapie/losertest_1.xls |
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By: wizbeysmugfarter 30/06/2009 7:22 pm Yahoo! Profile: wizbeysmugfarter Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| "You might be a bogan if" You were born in australia. |
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By: cyndale1 30/06/2009 10:41 pm Yahoo! Profile: cyndale1 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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"rather be a CUB (cashed up Bogan), than .....than...well anything really, lol :)"
hahaha mynameismrblonde, do you live in Mackay???? CUB capital of Australia. LOL! |
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By: pathogan70 1/07/2009 5:21 pm Yahoo! Profile: pathogan70 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| Your a bogan if you make a plastic spoiler to stick on the magna's boot lid, and your a cashed-up bogan if you can afford a magna with a spoiler attached already. |
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By: galloping.gerty 2/07/2009 12:57 am Yahoo! Profile: galloping.gerty Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| You might be a bogan if you've got 4 kids (same father optional) and their names are Shazza, Dazza, Bazza and Wazza. |
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By: danielgr_2004 2/07/2009 5:43 am Yahoo! Profile: danielgr_2004 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| You name is, or you know someone called "Chook" |
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By: danielgr_2004 2/07/2009 5:47 am Yahoo! Profile: danielgr_2004 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| You listen to AC/DC, Wear flannys, smoke Winfield Reds, drink Bundy Rum (or VB) and have at least one kid to some girl you knocked up when you were a teenager, which you probably don't see. Also, you worship AFL, and think anyone that doesn't play/watch/like AFL is a pusssy. |
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By: sandpants66 29/07/2009 12:05 pm Yahoo! Profile: sandpants66 Did this message offend you? Sign in to report abuse |
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| definition of bogan = corby family |
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