By: maggie_pie58
3/05/2009
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| If the swine and bird flu mutate into each other, does that mean that pigs will fly? |
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By: bubyshka
3/05/2009
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| LOL Thinking thinking thinking.........mmmmm not sure i'll get back to you on that one lol |
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By: maggie_pie58
3/05/2009
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| Never knew that swine flew! |
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By: swineton
3/05/2009
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does that mean that pigs will fly?
Have to admit I burst out laughing at that. My brother is a policeman who flies one of the police helicopters. Their emblem is a flying pig. |
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By: blossylyn
3/05/2009
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| Good News: there is a cure for swine flu, it's called oinkment. I called the Swine Flu Hotline to let them know, but all I got was crackling. |
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By: swineton
3/05/2009
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it's called oinkment.
GROAN !
but all I got was crackling.
You should get your ID banned for that. LOL |
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By: peaceleo69
4/05/2009
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| the most intelligent treatment of the topic ,that I have seen on the boards ,so far! |
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By: s_h_e_i_l_a_123
6/05/2009
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PMSL.....OHhhhhh stoppppp
oinkment lol hahahahahahaha |
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By: blossylyn
7/05/2009
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SYMPTOMS:
- Look out for any unusual blemishes or rashers.
- Unusual behaviour: doing things you would normally find a complete boar.
- Bad temper: things start to easily rind you up.
- Overheating: Feeling that you are absolutely bacon hot.
- Chills: Feeling like you need to hog the duvet or curl up in front of a crackling fire.
- Developing a sty in either or both eyes.
- Urgent cravings: for a large glass of swine or stuffing yourself on apples.
- Wanting to fight: Shouting things like "Gammon have a go if you think you're hard enough".
If any of these symptoms show, then immediately call a hambulance, and go to the hogspital for treatment. Smokers please note it is a non-smoking facility, so you won't be able to have a snout. This could be a false alarm, in which case you can trotter off home, but if the symptoms return, you may need to go to your local farmacy for some oinkment. |
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By: saturday4th
8/05/2009
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| This made me squeal with laughter LOL |
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By: terminal688
20/05/2009
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WHATS NEXT? CAT FLUE OR RATS AND MICE FLUE ? LET ME BRING THE FLUITE.. I HOPE THAT UNDERSTANDS YOUR QUESTION
i MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE A MAD DOG NOT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT ALL MEANS
the world is allready contagiosue with germs and such... just a planet with spread virus and all from human and animals. |
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By: terminal688
22/05/2009
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if your going to go for a jock run here in melbourne please dont expect in this cold winder morning to help you sooth the throat. let me tell you one thing.... why on earth youw ant to go for a run outside when its well below 15c or less early morning but you still go for a run in winter.... dont you realise you could get sick very sick ? you get sick because your going for a run in a very cold city outside and you sweat your then damp like a spunge and by the time you know it BINGO we all getting the bird flue. whats next. i mean grow up you people... your just showing off life has to offer runing around the parks to keep yourself exercies but same time you go out there when its so cold very freezing temptures and your out there sweating your maggot off and by the time your back home your feeling alittle sick the following day..
People have to wake up to them self.. winter time you stay indoors and lots of soup. punking soup and chicken soup. Not going for a run in a very chilli cold wet weather.. only foolish people do that and by the time they now it walla yourt sick and your just realise what a morron you are.
GROW UP SWEET HEART. |
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By: terminal688
2/06/2009
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this would remind me the days of berlin wall and the agent orange of vietnam war.. yes they too did wear face mask. Today first time im wearing a face mask as i can not stand able to get sick by people been really close to me. i will resume my questions as soon as i can
i dont feel weel myself for many reasons but yes the virus is spreading and it does the same as they did in 1945 the war in berlin spreading bigger on the map. |
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By: saturday4th
2/06/2009
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Today first time im wearing a face mask
no doubt a vast improvement |
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By: starsie@ymail.com
2/06/2009
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My friends sons school has been closed untill wednesday and all students put on Tamiflu.
They had 2 confirmed cases of Swine flu and closed the doors. This is in City VIC. |
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By: terminal688
3/06/2009
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GROW UP SATURDAY YOU FILTHY MAGGOT. i cant stand you bugging my lfie around on the internet.. grow up kid. if i had you morron ill make you scrub the kichen floor like males should be do. BASTERD MORRON
Sorry folks.. as we can see one filthy maggot morron is allways bugging someone like me and who cant control his things properly.
Aniways as i was saying without been interupted... yesturday was my very first time i was wearing a FACE MASK and i am as soon again wearing it because there is people in the hostel. Anyways i am still have to wear it until the all goes clear with the swame flu thing. I do not want to be contagiouse and allready feel alittle nortgiouse around and i have to go see a doctor today aniways..... I hope its not the pigyflu thing like ive been telling you folks.. Okies well im going to have some toast and breakfast. And yes i am keeping a face mask over my face all this month even when im out just to be very carefull i dont get contagiouse spread virus around me from animals and humans.
My cat and bet notice they sniffle yesturday as i was feeding them and now fear they too might have a cold front.
I know this may sound strange but is it posible to put a face mask to my cat and the ather... small design for bets... just to be carefull that they too dont get it because if they do i also get it from them and then what can i do? i could die from that and that scares me alot.
Let me know folks.
Best everyone wears a face mask protected because you will never know what you might catch. even from cats and animals too and birds without notice. |
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By: saturday4th
3/06/2009
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Well come on terminal688 you still haven't answered our question. When is this marvelous trip to Melbourne you have planned actually going to happen. Wouldn't be all in your head would it.
BTW people are sick and tired of your stupid questions. We all know you are a fake and nut job |
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By: saturday4th
3/06/2009
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MORRON
The work is MORON shyt for brains. Try using this site it will stop people from laughing when they read your posts
http://dictionary.reference.com/ |
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By: starsie@ymail.com
3/06/2009
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I see that Terminal can hurl the abuse when anyone challenges anything IT has to say.
Why dont you just take some time from the internet , Terminal, and maybe get some anger managemnt therapy.
You are overopinionated and undereducated... this is obvious from your lack of the ability to master basic spelling. I have taught TESOL and if you say it is becasue you are not an English speaker by birth, That is no excuse. I have failed people for the mistakes you make. |
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By: starsie@ymail.com
3/06/2009
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As for wearing a MASK!!..
Unless you are wearing an N95 mask, then the rest will do you no good, also let me point out that the N95 is a great mask but is desined for single usage only.
But dont let facts get in the way. |
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By: saturday4th
3/06/2009
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Unless you are wearing an N95 mask, then the rest will do you no good
Perhaps they don't have paper bags where she lives ? |
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By: starsie@ymail.com
3/06/2009
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Ok I am being a fibber.. a BIG fibber..
The N95 will prevent you from spreading Germs to other people. It is a basic barrier against the Flu but isnt highly effective at all in stopping contagion.
There, I feel better now.
Hmm a plastic bag tied tight at the neck might be a better option then a paper bag for Terminal , dont you think Sat? |
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By: saturday4th
3/06/2009
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Hmm a plastic bag tied tight at the neck might be a better option then a paper bag for Terminal
Hmm. Well I do have a policy of being kind to dumb animals but in this case I will make an exemption. Bring on the plastic bag |
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By: terminal688
3/06/2009
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I SAI LEAVE ME ALONE MORRON SATURDAY 4TH
like is aid if you dont preciate what im wanting to fine out then PISS OFF maggot... if i had you around ill hit you so hard with the walkings tick.. maggot. grow up... go back tos chool and stay there or even more go stay locked up because if your going to be a anti bulling *** then you will be reported.. MAGGOT
aniways as i was saying the swame flu pig thing is riseing and it wont stop there.. unfortunaly even mroe trouble because it is officially winter and msot weak people get sick..
One student person behind my back on a bus trip the atherday was coughing and been stupid with thier fellow student mates.. someone throw me paper and i got very angry. Not sure why but i really had to try stand up and raise the stick against them. But i didnt just to be sure they would film me or something.
If people going to be that studpitiy and coughs behind peoples back in busses and such..... use common scenes and if that was to happen i wish they all die because i cant stand them... students should wake up to them selfs.. i dont like student school kids on buses anymore not after one stupidity person try do me behind my back... then the idiot said sorry and loughs i really got so angry but aventualy i moved right below the front rows rather then the second far back of the bus full ofidiotic kids who dont show respect.
If i could and this happen again ill be going to their school with them to report it and write a note about it each time it happens or such..
This is not loughing matter... this can kill and so could you... if you keep on coughing in public and does it on near by people.... no wonder why the world is in a messy situation pedemic with the pigflu virus thing.
you deside whats best.. stay indoors or go and make the msot of it and die with it.
This happen right the day before i am wearing a face mask... now on im wearing aface mask but still can get it even anywhere on the body... back.. such. |
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By: saturday4th
3/06/2009
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This is not loughing matter... this can kill and so could you.
If I had a option of death by Swine Flu and death from boredom reading your mindless drivel, guess which one I would go for |
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