By: frazzledgrannie
25/06/2009
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NORMAN....the bloody Newcastle song its stuck in me head...Bob Hudson
and then that other one of Normie..by a shelia |
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By: frazzledgrannie
25/06/2009
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| Rak off Normie you an ya mates...Maureen Elkner. |
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By: roo_gal2000
25/06/2009
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Bob Hudson - The Newcastle song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZSSYqHYjxY
Chorus:
Dont' you ever let a chance go by,
O Lord,
Don't you ever let a chance go by.
Yes, up in Newcastle they have very strange mating habits.
All the young women of Newcastle
walk down the main street
which is called Hunter Street
for reasons that will become obvious
later on in the song.
All the young men of Newcastle
drive down Hunter Street
in their hot FJ Holdens
with chrome plated grease nipples
and double reverse
overhead twin cam door handles,
sitting eight abreast in the front seat,
and they lean out of the window
and say real cool things to the sheilas
on the footpath, like 'Aah g'day'.
And every now and then, of course,
one of the young ladies thinks to herself
Ummmm
she thinks
Ummmmm.
Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh Lord
Don't you ever let a chance go by
Chorus
Anyway there was this mob of blokes
driving down Hunter Street
in the front seat of the hot FJ
with chrome plated grease nipples
and twin overhead foxtails,
and the coolest of them all,
who got to sit near the window,
was young Norm.
And they pulled up outside
the Parthenon milk bar
and standing outside
the Parthenon was this beautiful looking sheila. |
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By: roo_gal2000
25/06/2009
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cont:
Oooh! Oooh! said young Normie
who'd come top of his class in English,
Ooooh! he said.
So he leaned out of the window,
and he said real, real suave like,
he said G'day.
This nine foot tall Hell's Angel
came out of the Parthenon milk bar,
looked at Norm and said
Arr, what are ya?
Norm said What are you?
Bloke on the footpath said
D'ya want a go, do ya mate, eh?
Norm said Yeah, d'you want a go, mate?
Bloke on the footpath said
Yeah I'll have a go
Norm said
D'you know who you're picking?
The bloke on the footpath said
Nah, who am I picking?
Norm said
You find out
And all of a sudden there was a break in the traffic,
and as any young Newcastle lad knows-
when you're getting monstered
by a nine foot tall Hells Angel
and there's a break in the traffic....
Chorus
Don't you ever let a chance go by, oh Lord
Don't you ever let a chance go by |
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By: frazzledgrannie
25/06/2009
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| THANX Roo...whatta bout Rak off Normie?? |
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By: roo_gal2000
25/06/2009
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Maureen Elkner - Rak off Normie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITqh-Tzs3QM
I was minding me business down in the street
There was a nice Hell's Angle I was hoping to meet
I was standing on the footpath having a nice dream
And he was in the Parathonon buying an ice cream
Along came a lair in a hot FJ
He leaned out the window and he said "Guday"
He said "my names Normie, do you want a ride"
And then me Hell's Angle hero came out from inside
He said, rack off Normie, you and your mates
I know what your after, but I'll put you straight
I'll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
So rack off now before I do me Block
So rack off now before I do me Block
And they did
Well that was the last we saw of Norm and the gang
They shot off up the road with a clatter and bang
And I said to myself as I walked back inside
These local blokes here have sure got a hide
The Hell's angel an I got married immediately
Me dad and six brothers arranged it exceedingly
Now he's on the run, and I'm on the deserted wife's pension
I wish I'd paid Normie a bit more attention
Instead of saying
Rack off Normie, you and your mates
I know what your after but I'll put you straight
I'll smash your back window with a great lump of rock
I wish I hadn't of told him to ppush off
I wish I hadn't of told him to
Rack off Normie, you and your mates
That Old Hell's Angel didn't have what it takes
If I'd only listened when you said "Guday"
We'd be happy in the back of your hot FJ
Happy in the back of your hot FJ
Awww Normie,
You could have had me if you played your cards right |
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25/06/2009
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