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| The boxing match between Jack and Sawyer is about to begin. |
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| Let's get ready to ruuuummmmmmmmbbbbbbllllll lleeeeee!!!!!!!!! |
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| Jack defends himself while Sawyer punches furiously at his head. His gloves give him the much needed protection from the Island Champion. |
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| Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!! And Jack gives Sawyer a huge punch on the noggin!!!!!!!!! Who will win this match????? We'll be back after these short messages from our sponsors. |
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| ......The Hanso Foundation. Reaching out for a better tomorrow. |
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| Sawyer has made a smart move to the corner of the ring. He defends himself carefully, dodging all of Jack's attacks. And.........he knocks Jack out with his signature move, The Sawyer Superpunch!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| The first match goes to Saywer. The next match will start in a minute or two. Here's a message from Sprite, another one of our sponsors. |
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| .....Sprite. Obey. |
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| And the second match is off!!!!!!!!!!! Jack dodges one of Sawyer's punches and moves quickly to the left. He twists and tries to punch Sawyer, but misses. Sawyer moves left and right and confuses Jack into a daze. |
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| And he tries out his second special move....The Sawyer Destroyer!!!!!!!!! But, Jack dodges it just in the nick of time. Sawyer looks at Jack and tries to punch him. But, he's too quick and gives Sawyer a taste of his medicine!!!!!!!!!!!! And Sawyer is knocked out!!!!!!!!! |
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| Jack wins the second round of the match!!!!! They go back to their corners and get tips from their coaches and water to rehydrate their bodies. Meanwhile, we'll be back after these news headlines. |
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| ...the Dharma Initiative heads Karen and Gerald DeGroot have been captured by English police after a tipoff from a neighbour. On other news, Hanso Fundation shares have been falling through the roof! IN a few minutes, it'll be worth only a few measly cents.... |
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| And we're back, live on The Island with Jack and Sawyer figting it out for the Island Champion belt, which gives the winner the power to punish the Others!!!!!! And the thrid match begins!!!!!!!! |
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| Jack runs rings around the competition. Sawyer is dazed by what Jack's doing and placed his foot out. Jack trips over and falls onto the floor!!!!!!!!!! Sawyer jumps onto Jack and punches his face with his move The Sawyer Destroyer!!!!!!!! Jack then uses his signature move The Jack Attack to defend himself from the Sawyer Destroyer!!!!!! |
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And Saywer is knocked out once again. Jack wins the third round and wins the match. The second match will be fought in the Swan hatch later in the afternoon.
"I will beat Jack in the next match" Sawyer says. "He will face the wrath of my new move......the James Ford Falcon!!!" |
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| hahahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahaha thats was so funny LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
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lol
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And the new match has begun!!!!!!!!
Jack flies into the rings, all hyped up and ready to beat up Sawyer for the grand prize..........Kate!!!!!! !
And the match is under way! Sawyer throws what looks like a punch and a kick put together at Jack and gets him in the face and his stomach!!! Jack falls back onto the timer, which begins beeping.
Wait on......we'll be back after this break while we type in the code....... |
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DK Dan.......making your world a better place. What..............its DJ Dan??? On my script, it says DK Dan..............what!? I need my paycheck.........I am a poor man.............
Anyway, DJ Dan. Listen to his voice on the internet. The only place to hear him. Ever. |
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...and we're back. After inputting the numbers, we have resumed the match. Jack uses his medicine bomber attack and misses Sawyer but an inch......plus a hundred. Sawyer uses this chance to use his Ford Falcon, a move that will take out Jack in an instant. And.........he gets him! In the chest, too! And Jack gasps for air......and passes out.
The champion is Sawyer!!!!! Round two begins in five minutes. |
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Get your new Jeeps from $1. An amazing $1!!!!!!
Only for the next few minutes at one retail on top of Mt Everest. Get there before srocks last!!!
(Note: There are no cars on that retail) |
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| ...and Jack seems to have a small concussion. We'll continue this fight in a few years after we battle the Lost creators for exclusive rights to this island. |
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| *person in crowd* "Go Sawyer bite his ******* head off!" |
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| even my dog is laughing |
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| hahahahahahaha |
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