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| :) Thanks B! So pleased to read a daily TOTD and joke. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nice one Brian....condom isle could have interesting sound...lol | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joke of the Day A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more. |
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| Thought of the Day "Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same" Brian |
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| I have a magic bullet which I use for the shakes and absolutely love it. Haven't used it for anything else yet. They (magic bullet and bamix replicas) are both really cheap these days so could probably get both for various functions. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I bought a magic bullet but thought it was a piece of rubbish and a pain to clean and the seals went on it. Second time round I bought a barmix and that's been great, i'm surprised how much I use it. I got one with a sort of bowl attachment that can do breadcrumbs and chopping. Has been very good. At least it's not sitting in a cupboard unused and cleans easy. Good luck Jen |
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| Hi everyone I am not being banded until the 20th November but am thinking about getting a vitamiser for the mushy food now. There are so many different sorts I wondered if anyone has any recommendtions. Pamela |
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| Hi Ali so glad you are well and probably so sexy he he he. keep on the meds - hey they are legal. I had joanne (youngest daughter) in hosp today to have biopsy's of the stomach lining whilst doing an endoscopy. She is ok now, god was she stoned and that it so funny at 14 years old he he. have to wait 2 weeks though for the results. She had really bad reactions to some foods and in is badass pain when she does eat something that her stomach does not like. I had 1/2 ml out on Tues and can now eat something, yahoo yippee and all that jazz, it makes a difference. I have salads now and a wee portion of protien too. It tastes like champagne after the months of nothing but potato and gravy or soup. I feel like my body is getting nourishment and I have a bit more energy which i am sure will increase over time. I dont have to go back and see him till after xmas - well in Jan anyway and am glad xmas will be reasonably normal. Well keep safe ali and enjoy the new tummy or lack of tummy that is. Love shona |
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| Glad you liked it Marion :) Brian |
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| A plucky trucky plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey...tee hee Good one Brian needed a giggle Got to get my rrr's into gear and go training. Marion |
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| Joke of the Day What do you call a donkey with one leg? A wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? A winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love? A bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind? A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes? A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Truck? F#CKING TALENTED! |
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| Thought of the Day We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the step and clap as they go by. Brian |
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| Welcome home Ali, I hope you have a speedy recovery and that you are back on stage real soon. Brian |
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| Hi Ali Glad to see you're home. It was lovely to see you honey. The exhibition after was really good too, thanks Vik. Ali, take care, be patient yaddah yaddah....give yourself a chance to heal. Lots of love coming your way. MWAH! |
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| Hi All Hope you al had a great Melbourne cup day. I came out today from Hospital,so i will have to make up for it next year. I have still got my drains in, i just could not stay any longer 6 days was long enough,Plus we are expecting a New Baby Grandson any minute. I have to go back in on Thursday to see if they are ready to come out,they are so sore ,I'm a bleeder I was told Lol. A Big thank you again Vikki for my gorgeous Flowers They really cheered me up And JenE, ive had to hide that cake from Kim.Thank you girls for coming to see me. Ali x |
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| Hey Marion, nice one. The menu sounded nice, I wouldn't have been able to have made that cheesecake without a generous slug of the baileys and lucking out bowl of the cheesecake mix. I went out for my wedding anniversary on saturday night and I haven't been able to get back on track food wise since. I'm doing well with exercise but need to get my tastebuds back on track. I don't know how you did it. Jen |
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| Did the buffet for Steve's Office and the 3 other shops in the block. Seemed to go down really well, I kept being asked if I did catering as a business...lol. There was quite a bit of food left over so I got people to take a plate full each home. Most of the sweets were gone. Marion |
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| Another day another walk. It is easy peasy now I am going further each day and loving it. Even todays warm weather was not a problem. Okay as long as you did not stand within sniffing distance hehehe I have the most awesome sneakers after dozens of pairs that I toss or give away after one wear I had a pair for nearly a year but they where rather cheap and nasty so falling to bits. Found a pair at KMart at only $40 that is leather uppers totally air holes to the max including the sole which breaths as well. It is like walking on puffs of air super comfortable. I hope everybody else is out and about getting some air, and that they all had a little win on Melbourne Cup :) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nothing like warm nuts! ;0P | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Huh? did I say something silly...I meant hampered as in give me a hamper...god I love hampers, all those goodies.....what is wrong with me at the moment. Xmas, that's it, all the xmas foods in the shops, all the shiny tinsel and promise of chocolate and gingerbread and warm nuts. Aaaaaargh. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| and yes roflmho if i'd only read brians joke first...doh! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| love the freudian slip jen HAMPERED...lol. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I just got home from Steve's office + 3 others shops Melbourne Cup Lunch. Phew! I have heaps of food over, anyone want to come for tea, breakfast, lunch ?????? cooked meats, seafood, pate, dips, crackers, salads, cheeses etc. Marion |
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| Hmmm I wouldn't mind being seriously hampered today. Some panaforte and perhaps some cracker mix and ummmm, yes oooh some shortbread. Someone slap me on the back of the head i'm just about chewing my own arm off today. Must be the exercise...ho hum, off to go and get distracted. Jen |
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| Joke of the Day Riding the favourite in the Melbourne Cup, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly he is pelted on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as the round the final bend. With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he's struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeds in only coming second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously "hampered" |
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