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| Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five? Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight? Mary: [Laughs] Stop it Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five Dumb and Dumber |
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| All the technology in the world...what i wouldn't do for a can of raid."...Some space movie involvong alians...:? "How did I get stuck with you two as sisters?" Winny "Just Lucky" Sarah Hocus Pocus "I lite the black flame candle" boy "And he's a v!rg!n" little sister "Are you relly a v!rg!n?" "Cop" Hocus pocus "Back door?" Angel "Blocked" Wesely "Fire exit?" Angel "Watched" Wesely "Windows?" Ang "None" Wes "And i thought i new hell..." Angel series ? when they had to watch Cordy act/sing on stage.... "Why is it in Salem all the ugly chicks stay out late?" Three witches turn around "Chicks?" Hocus Pocus |
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| From: Free-Style (A doco about freestyle rappers/poets) Announcement on subway train: "Ladies & gentlemen, for you own safety, please do not attempt to force doors open." Anonymous rapper on train to camera: "Ladies & gentlemen, for your onw safety, please refrain from conversation with the nearest person to you. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, watch you TV every night. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, eat processed food regularly. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, dont question the government." |
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| From: Free-Style (A doco about freestyle rappers/poets) Announcement on subway train: "Ladies & gentlemen, for you own safety, please do not attempt to force doors open." Anonymous rapper on train to camera: "Ladies & gentlemen, for your onw safety, please refrain from conversation with the nearest person to you. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, watch you TV every night. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, eat processed food regularly. Ladies & gentlemen, for your own safety, dont question the government." |
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| Just keep swimming, just keep swimming - Dory from Finding Nemo | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top movie cheeky, loved every minute of it. Kevin Spacey was great in it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" - kaiser soze (aka Kevin spacey) in the usual suspects. the best movie ever! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| i`ll be back. arnie in terminator . i have a little french mate and whenever she says it i giggle uncontrollably . a tiny little french lady. it just sounds so wrong. |
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| From "Little Rascals" When two of the well meaning little friends of Alfalfa (and members of the He-man Woman Haters Club), consisting of 5 and 6 year old little boys totally misquote a letter to his "Girl Friend" Darla. Quote, "Dear Darla I hate your stinking guts, you are scum between my toes, you make me vomit. Love Alfalfa" Unquote. And then to see the little girl crush a softdrink can.......... I re3commend this movie to anyone with little children it is lovely and cute. All about a bunch of children whom enter a billy cart race and all the shenanigans they get up to. There are many memeborable lines. Cutest movie I have ever seen. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Come over here, I think you'll find the view rather spectacular" Mr Hide in Van Helsing | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Funniest 3 lines in movies I've heard are - 1 >"I knew it, I wasn't going to say anything but I knew you were all C*c ks*c kers, so what you going to arrest me officer f* c k meat" lol from Lake Placid! 2 >"It's was me" jim carrey in liar liar 3 > isn't an actual line in the movie but anyway it's the buckman scene in down periscope where buckman farts! Everytime I watch the flick it makes me laugh hard lol |
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| Sorry if I got a bit carried away guys. Just liked the topic a bit too much I guess... Hope you guys enjoy... :) |
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| More From The Ref Gus: "You know what, lady? I'd like to tie you to the back of a f-cking truck." Rose (Lloyds Mother): "You don't have the balls." [Gus leaps up from his chair toward Rose and is intercepted by Lloyd] Lloyd: "Don't do it, it's not worth it." Gus: "I f-cking hate her, Lloyd!" Lloyd: "I know, I know." Gus: "What is the matter with you? I thought Mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and Patient. Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hiding." |
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| The Ref Gus: "From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation." Lloyd: "You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want it to, and when it doesn't, you get to act the way you want. The only trouble with that is someone has to be responsible. I'd love to run around and take classes and play with my inner-self! I'd love the freedom to be some p1sseded-off criminal with no responsibilities, except I don't have the time! But you don't see me with a gun. And you don't see me sleeping with someone else. You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athelete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the sh1t out of me!" Caroline: "I had this dream..." Lloyd: "Do we have to do dreams?" Caroline: "I'm in this restaurant, and the waiter brings me my entree. It was a salad. It was Lloyd's head on a plate of spinach with his penis sticking out of his ear. And I said, "I didn't order this." And the waiter said, "Oh you must try it, it's a delicacy. But don't eat the penis, it's just garnish." Dr. Wong: "Lloyd, what do you think about the dream?" Lloyd: "I think she should stop telling it at dinner parties to all our friends." Lloyd: "You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it." |
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| Evil Dead 3 - Army Of Darkness Ash: "It's a trick. Get an axe." Ash: "Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store." Possessed woman: "Who the hell are you?" Ash: "Name's Ash... [ c0cks rifle] Ash: ...housewares." Ash: "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!" Ash: "Who wants some?" |
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| The Big Hit Cisco as he realises he's about to die: "Well ain't that a b1tch ... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them." |
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| Frank trying to teach Michael to talk like a mobster: Frank: Here, try this, "Hey, fuggeddabout it!" Michael: Hey, forget about it! Frank: No, like this, "Hey, fuggeddabout it!" Change you T's to D's. Micheal: Hey, fuggeddaboud id! Frank: Id? Michael: You said change Ts to Ds! Frank: Not the last one! OK, forget that one, try this one, "Get the hell outta here." No Rs. Michael: Get the hail outta hee. Frank: Not hee! Heah! Michael: Hee! Frank: Here. [Hands Michael a pistol] Frank: Stick it in your pants, maybe you'll look the part. Later at Lunch: Waitress: And how would you like that cooked? Michael: Ree. Waitress: Excuse me? Michael: Rah. Waitress: Raw? Michael: Rahr. Waitress: Rare? And to drink? Michael: Bee. Waitress: Beer? Michael: Yah. Waitress: You talk funny. Mickey Blue Eyes. |
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| Scarface " you need people like me, so you can all point you F@#kin fingers and say thats the bad guy". "say hello to my little friend" |
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| Ghostbusters After the quarrel involving the Mayor where the boys try to explain and one of the characters is calle d1ckless. Mayor: "Is this true?" Bill Murray: "Yes, it's true. This man has no d1ck." |
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| Happy Gilmore Pr1ck: "I eat pieces of sh1t like you for breakfast." Happy: "You eat pieces of sh1t for breakfast?" |
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| The Usual Suspects "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Kaiser Sose (The Devil Himself) "Hand me the keys kocksucker." And variations by all the suspects. (Incidentally, the version of this scene included in the final cut was basically a silly one the boys did after a long day of shooting the same scene.) |
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| "People like Wesley take and take until somebody takes him" Patrick Swayze in roadhouse | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Jump back" Kevin Bacon in footloose | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "There's five feet of marble between me and you, maybe I'll make it, maybe I won't, but you speak about her like that again, I'm gonna find out" Wayans in Last Boy's Scout | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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