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| Glenn Garry Glennross. Alec Baldwin: Coffee's for closers only... |
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| just remembered a good one from dodgeball:a true underdog story :) patches o'hoolihan is giving the average joes team a pep talk before they take on the lumberjacks ,and he says "you look like a bunch of retards trying to f@ck a doorknob " i crack up everytime :) |
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| this following Quote comes from one of legends all time greats, nothing to do with movies, I know but all the same one of my favourites. floats like a butterfly stings like a bee I'm pretty boy Mahummid Ali. Just one of his many so called quotes, |
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| "How sweet, fresh meat" "whats the matter b!tch, why arnt you laughing" "Its time for your big break on TV" All by the legend himself Freddy Krueger... |
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| From Shaun of the Dead ... "oooooh it's got an arm off!!!!" ......LOL |
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| In Dawn of the Dead (2004) "Why don't you drink a long tall glass of shut the f#ck up" ;) Cheers |
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| Hey everyone, I just read that the actor who played in "The Breakfast Club" as the detention teacher just died. I had no idea before I wrote the last response. Let`s have take a moment to remember the actor Paul Gleason. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wow, there are some great responses from a wide variety of movies! I really want to see "24 Hour Party People" . Sounds pretty cool! Also, I love the line from Wayne`s World, "Oh, yes it will be mine." It always brings back a visual image of the scene. Hilarious! Anyway, a few of my favorite lines are: In "A Rebel Without A Cause"- James Dean is standing there listening to his mother berate his father ( played by Mr. Howell from Giligan`s Island and Mr. Magoo voice) and he screams at his mother, "You`re Tearing Him Apart!!" and he tells his father to get up off the floor and he looks so lost and he won`t and than James Dean runs out of the house completely crazy and confused. True angst at its best. In "The Breakfast Club" almost any line by Judd Nelson`s "Bender" character is cool or funny but the three favorites are: When he`s making fun of the jerk detention teacher by saying, "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his closet every morning? and "Andrew will get up! She`ll get up! Then we`ll all get up! There`ll be anarchy!!" In one scene he makes a joke about Anthony Michael Hall`s "Brian" character whose is kind of a dork. "This is my idea of a weekend at Big Bri`s house!" Son? Yeah, Dad? How`s it going? Great, Dad. How would you like to go fishing this weekend , Son? AAAh, but I have homework to do. That`s okay Son, you can do it on the boat! Gee! |
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| Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro) in Taxi Driver (1976): "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?" |
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| From all of the James Bond films: "Bond. James Bond." |
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| 2001 A space Odyssey - (cant remember the actor) Open the pod bay doors HAL |
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| My all time favourite movie quote has got to be from the gaol keeper in The Life Of Brian. "We've got lumps of it 'round the back" Solid gold!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top Gun - Tom Cruise I feel the need,the need for speed! |
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| Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? |
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| The Castle - Darryl Kerrigan (Michael Caton) Tell him he's dreaming |
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| The Castle - Darryl Kerrigan (Michael Caton) Hows the serenity? |
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| The Castle - Darryl Kerrigan (Michael Caton) This is going straight to the pool room. |
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| In the Australian cult comedy: You Cant Stop The Murders, Akmhal Salle (Spelt wrong I know) plays a cop with his mate in a small town. He is forever pitching ideas for movies to his mate. Akmhal: "Ok, what about this, it's about this guy, that only has 1 sperm." Mate: "1 sperm?" Akmhal: "Yeah, but it's like really good....it's like super sperm, and he has to like find the right woman to use it on.....and like, the sperm can talk....." Mate: "That sounds pretty funny." Akmhal: "It's not a comedy....it's a sad story, how would you fell if you only had 1 sperm?" Mate: "Sorry, it just sounded funny, a talking sperm...." Akmhal: "So you think people with, like, fertility problems are funny do you?" Although, the best conversation in the movie would be: Mate: "Here Akmhal, Ive got an idea for a movie for you. It's about 2 mates, who used to do everything together, and then one of them started ignoring his friend, and going off with the new guy in town......yeah, it's about betrayal" Akmhal: "What about this? It's about Akmhal's mate, who thinks all the girls like him, but no one likes him because he's a f*ckhead....." |
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| Apollo 13 - Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks) Houston, we have a problem... |
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| Four Weddings and a Funeral - Charles (Hugh Grant) It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech! |
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| Mr & Mrs Smith - John Smith (Brad Pitt) & Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie) John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like. Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map. |
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| Hannibal Lectar Silence of the Lambs Now if you"ll excuse me I'm having a friend for dinner |
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| Forrest Gump - Tom Hanks Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get |
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| Pulp Fiction - Jules (Samuel L Jackson) and Vincent (John Travolta) Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b1tch out, and givin' a b1tch a foot massage ain't even the same fcukin' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no fcukin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fcukin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fcukin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean $hit. Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage? Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fcukin' master. Vincent: Given a lot of 'em? Jules: $hit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'. Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage? [Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up] Jules: Fcuk you. Vincent: You give them a lot? Jules: Fcuk you. Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself. Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pi$$ed here. |
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| Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Bacon (Jason Statham) Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. F@nny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. |
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